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I'm A Vegan

by nvth

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‘I’m A Vegan’ merely masquerades as an idiotic attack on veganism while it’s true essence stems from nvthvnthealien’s ongoing internal conflict regarding the matter. This comedy driven trip-hop track is thought provoking and loud as it dances on the fine line between funny and disturbing. Co-produced by the incredible Brad Cuffe and inspired by the stand-up of Daniel Sloss, ‘I’m A Vegan’ is nvthvnthealien’s dramatic entrance into the music industry and sets the stage for any and all future releases. Leaning on the likes of Lil Dicky, Bliss N Eso and Hobo Johnson, nvthvnthealien has created something to be loved or hated for more reasons than one. This song will have you laughing, raging, or possibly just scratching your head through confusion… Either way, your lil alien boy has stamped his foot for the first time and will keep on doing exactly that, so stay posted.

lyrics

Gotta make that salad,
Get it all in,
Got my avo,
Tomato,
Throw that cheese in the bin,
Gotta toast that bread and butter it too,
Gonna get up and get out,
Break out of the zoo,
There's nothing left for you to do,
Get out my way I'm coming through,
Cos when it comes to eating food,
I simply cannot fuck with you,
Boo,
Hoo,
You,
Knew,
I'd,
Be,
Forever better than you,
In every single fucking way so now I'm standing here to say that you could be like me one day,
Then you'll finally get off your knees,
Be feeling free to sing with me,

I'm a VEGAN!

Every day I'm eating green and living green and smoking green,
But I never seem to go outside cos all my friends are mean,
They don't know what it means to me,
To be living in this dream,
Where I'm floating down a stream and all the animals are coming up and tryna touch my ...
Let's get back to the topic before I lose my train of thought,
All this meat eating monstrosity has got me quite distraught,
The other day a real good friend of mine decided he would eat a steak,
Next thing I know he's on the ground and he's the one who's proper baked,
Yeah,
So now I'm staring at a body and its all cut up and bloody,
Think I might have overdone him,
Know you're only supposed to turn em once,
I burnt him up like Mrs. Muntz,
With bloody hands,
A fire hot,
I think it's time to run away before I stir another pot,
Of ...

I'm a VEGAN!

And I mean I know you can't try it cos you're dead,
But I didn't mean to kill you,
You just really got inside my head,
And my little vegan brain couldn't take it anymore,
I'm a vegan,
Just don't forget that I'm a vegan,
That's the most important thing,

So naturally like I'm better than you,
And you gotta remember that I'm better than you,
And when you're considering what you're gonna do just remember that I'm better than you,
And you shouldn't put me in jail,
Because I'm a vegan and what would I even eat in jail,
Because I didn't mean to kill him,
Just don't forget that I'm better than you,

I'm a VEGAN!

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released October 3, 2019

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nvth Melbourne, Australia

nvth is a producer from Melbourne dabbling in film making and general interstellar foolery

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